3.7.09
Civil servants are as useful as scuba gear in a desert.
 
25.6.09
Artichokes don't even look like they can be eaten.
 
20.5.09
Broke another teapot.
 
16.4.09
Toilet paper like leather.
 
13.4.09
Time is passing too fast.
 
3.3.09
When I say I'll get down to it I definitely will. Maybe a couple of years down the road though, that's how long my "To Do" list is.
 
9.10.08
It wasn't ripe yet.
 
1.10.08
Goodbye JBJ.
 
28.9.08
Mouth ulcers suck.
 
5.8.08
The E flat string snapped. ***ANGER***
 
2.8.08
Being sick with viral pneumonia is no fun. Especially when it's been more than 1 month. Why is my immune system such an incompetent brat?
 
8.5.08
I said "foons" and "sporks".
 
2.5.08
Strawberry yoghurt liquid soap smells good enough to eat.